Friday 7 February 2014

Fancy Pants

I am in the process of clearing out loads of items, creating piles of don't wear, don't like and doesn't fit on the moldy floor in my bedroom.  I have since found a pile of fancy pants for possible crucial moments.

 A few years ago I was persuaded that you definitely need nice underwear when on a date, ones that match, don't have visible holes or fraying elastic.  So out I went and bought many pairs of knickers with frills, bows, buttons, hanging jewels, saucy little peep holes and sturdy elastic.

These pants have traveled to many different destinations but never once have their frills, bows or hanging jewels adorned my nether regions. Not saying I haven't had crucial moments but they seem to have happened while wearing one particular pair, which I have to say, bear nothing in comparison with these fancy frillies.  They are plain and although have decent elastic they are no way classed as crucial moment pants.

I took the liberty of purchasing the matching bras to all these lovely pants so I could boast that my knockers matched my knickers but not having a proper measurement of the bust region I find I either cant do them up, stabbing bones syndrome,  bulging boobs, drop out the bottom boobs
or worse still undo when least expected.

The bras are lovely and hopefully I can find a new home for them.  As for crucial moment pants I think they have to hit the road as I do not expect or am not looking for any crucial moments in the near future but will keep my lucky knickers just in case.


1 comment:

  1. Haha, Rosie. I have got to the age and stage where cofort is more my style. They look very pretty though!

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